The Sun Sign News daily horoscopes are for information purposes only. The Sun Sign News daily horoscopes are not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, legal or investment advice. It is the intention of the author of the The Sun Sign News that the daily horoscopes be used in conjunction with one's own common sense, and, if warranted, the advisement of a professional and licensed physician, psychologist, attorney or investment advisor, etc.
Calculated for sunrise, Eastern Standard Time, posted on the day prior, and beginning with the Sign currently occupied by the Sun…
Gemini – It would totally suck if the day focused on lessons about “friends and money”. But it could happen. Later, the day could include other unpleasantries such as backstabbing and gossip. You could even find yourself totally and permanently disconnecting from someone today. But then the evening arrives and suddenly life gets real good again. Cheers.
Cancer – Plan for a minor emotional bump in the road this morning. If nothing happens, hey, lucky you. Either way, friends and/or coworkers could become a major source of irritation throughout the day. By evening, you may see your relationships with these people in a new light.
Leo – Okay, here’s how we see it all going down today. You begin the day with a little self-doubt. Maybe something rattled your confidence a little. You realize that self-doubt is not a good look for a Leo, so you over-compensate and the sparks fly. Suddenly, you realize you’re at a turning point. A fork in the road. But by afternoon, you’ve figured it all out and, made a decision, managed to put it all back together, and things are running smoothly and you are looking good. Let us know how we did.
Virgo – If they were really your friends they’d probably treat your time, money and resources with a little more respect, right? Well, yeah, in an ideal world. Sorry but, uh, Earth is not exactly an “ideal world”. So we go bravely forward, doing our best, and putting up with those around us doing less than their best. Ah! And then out of the blue one of them does something so completely and unexpectedly beautiful or generous that in that one mighty act he or she redeems the whole damned lot of them! We’re humans. That’s how we roll.
Libra – Partnered Libras may get to look forward to starting the day with getting their feelings hurt. Yeah, it looks like it’s a pretty good chance of happening and yeah, it does suck. But it’s not “break up” material or anything even close. It’s just enough to “set you up” for some contentious bitch or bastard to come along and really, really piss you off in the late morning to early afternoon. Key phrase: set you up. Don’t take the bait. Because later in the afternoon the storm clears, the sun comes out, the birdies are chirping and your REAL friends are at your side, helping you plan your revenge. Just kidding. Helping you plan for an evening of fun.
Scorpio – Astrologically, you have likely been carrying far more than your fair share of the load lately. And if it turns out that you have not been recognized, let alone appreciated, for all this hard work, dedication and loyalty, then you certainly have a right to be pissed. Really pissed. Sure, blow your top, do something vindictive. Now you’ve given them an “out”. But you have an option. The stars say it’s time for you to calmly stand up for yourself, point out to the other party the invaluable nature of your contribution to them and press for what’s rightly yours. The stars also say that, if after all that you’ve given, if you’re not being treated fairly, it may be time to move on.
Sagittarius – Those Archers who work creatively, or who rely upon their ingenuity in the course of their work, may feel the sting of rejection this morning. Rejection is no fun. Not everyone is going to like all your ideas all the time. This is part of life. While this is mostly a work related influence, you may encounter rejection in some other area of life this morning. The thing to keep in mind is that this is a very quick astrological influence. By the afternoon, the planets will have moved a bit and things will be looking up. However, in the case that you find yourself brooding during those morning hours, you may rightly use that time to decide if there is any situation, past or present, that you need to let go of. Cathartic, may be the right word here. But don’t get too deep in all this. That planetary movement we mentioned sets you up for one hell of a good time tonight. Don’t miss it bein’ all up in your head n’ s***. Sagittarius parents will want to do a double check on where they are, who they’re with, what they’re doing and when they’re going to be home.
Capricorn – A morning fumble in romantic matters is a possibility. Who’s at fault? It’s hard to say. But it appears to be fixable and any hurt feelings should be short-lived. But this is only the first of a one-two-punch morning. Whether in your personal life or related to work, the second blow comes a few hours later and at the hands of a highly skilled and seasoned pot-stirrer. The consummate trouble-maker. Our advice: don’t buy what he or she is selling. You see? When you know in advance what kind of fun and games the stars have set aside for you, you’ve got a leg up on it all. Now, if you’re attached, get ready for a night of making up. If you’re single, it looks like a night of fun is waiting for you.
Aquarius – Hmm. We see your morning being slightly screwed up. Maybe it’s a phone call or text that does it. Maybe somebody cuts you off AND then flips you off during your morning drive. We’re just guessing here, but there’s some minor aggravation indicated. We tell you this so you don’t let it set the stage for the day. Or, like, punch somebody out and spend the night in jail when the night is, like, so blessed by an army of Greek love gods and if you don’t get yourself put in jail for punching someone you’re gonna be having this unbelievably great time and… well, hey, we’re excited for you. Cheers!
Pisces – The stars say that there is something like maybe a new widget, or a pair of really amazing shoes, or a trip to some exotic place, or a helicopter, or a new Ducati motorcycle or… It’s some sort of luxury item – not a necessity – and it’s just a little out of your financial reach right now. So put a picture of it up on your wall and set your goals. But don’t let it throw you into a funk. Screw that. Because, after a few really stressful confrontations with coworkers, and some emails and texts that really piss you off, you’ve got a lot to look forward to today. Like the sanctuary of your own four walls this evening.
Aries – Hey, Aries. Not everyone is going to like you. C’mon! This can’t be news to you! You’re a clear and independent thinker with an opinion. You go your own way. You buck the trend. You know what that means? People are going to be pissed off at you. Screw ‘em. Guess what? Good news comes this evening.
Taurus – You’re not the only sign dealing with money-related issues and disappointments this morning, Taurus. And telling you that in no way makes things better, we know. But unlike the other signs, it looks like there is some possibility you are going to get some good news or maybe even a little surprise boost to your cash flow either this afternoon or evening. Pizza is on you tonight!
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