The Sun Sign News daily horoscopes are for information purposes only. The Sun Sign News daily horoscopes are not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, legal or investment advice. It is the intention of the author of the The Sun Sign News that the daily horoscopes be used in conjunction with one's own common sense, and, if warranted, the advisement of a professional and licensed physician, psychologist, attorney or investment advisor, etc.
Calculated for sunrise, Eastern Standard Time, posted on the day prior, and beginning with the Sign currently occupied by the Sun…
Cancer – You’ve heard of cutting your nose off despite your face? Yeah, don’t do that today. As a matter of fact, pretty much any incendiary or vindictive behavior is going to be met with a lot of resistance and followed up with some serious blow-back. Also on the itinerary, a “friend” or colleague could present a really stupid idea to you regarding what you should do with your money. He or she does not know what they’re talking about. As soon as this idiot identifies his or her self to you, run like hell. So aside from all that negative stuff, it does look like there is some room in the day for creative expression and, if time allows for it, fun. Tonight, your home is your castle.
Leo – So when was the last time you were in a good ol’ fashioned workplace fistfight? Don’t laugh! Under these astrological conditions it could happen! In the case that you’re not inclined towards that kind of behavior, then the extraordinary stresses and strains associated with today’s stellar influences can manifest as arguments and lines of division being drawn. But here’s the other side of this stellar influence. If you can focus your energy towards your goals and objectives then you can move mountains today. If your work or profession involves the use or development of technology, then you double that effect. If you can work alone today, all the better. If you’re involved in athletic pursuits you should have plenty of energy, but keep an eye on hydration and electrolytes. Romance should see some improvement over yesterday.
Virgo – So allow yourself to imagine waking up tomorrow with a screaming, world-class hangover, some white cloth tape over your broken nose, an empty wallet and throughout the day people you don’t remember ever meeting walking up to you and flipping you the bird. Why? Because today you totally lost control over yourself, got completely hammered and with flailing fists, went off on one aggressive, fanatical tirade after another until you finally passed out in a booth at the bar – with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth and still burning. And you don’t even smoke. Hyperbole? Yeah, sure. But do you get the picture?
Libra – So as we have gone through the process of interpreting the planetary positions for all 12 signs of the zodiac, we have observed a sort of picture being drawn by the stars. In this, a few of the signs look to be inclined to really stir up some trouble today. Yours is one of them. Now there may be some astrologers out there who would look at this stellar influence and tell everyone that it’s no big deal because everything in life always ends with blue skies and sunshine. Well, we don’t see it that way. We believe one of the most important things astrology does for us is tell us when trouble can be avoided. Trouble, like a busted lip or a 30-day stint in local lockup for mutual combat. Again, we see you, Libra, as a potential trouble maker today, along with at least one of your friends – the one with the big mouth. And by the looks of things, you’ve already got enough trouble coming in romantic matters tonight, so don’t needlessly add to your problems.
Scorpio – If you go looking for a fight there’s a good chance you’re going to find one. That’s on a normal day. Today, and under these stellar influences, it’s virtually a sure thing. Hey, we’re not telling you how to live your life. We’re just saying that tomorrow will start off a whole lot better if you’re not trying to make bail. Now, this is another one of those stellar influences wherein there is the potential to redirect that energy into creative or artistic pursuits, or athletics – which, by the way, are favored today – and turn all that negative into a positive. Plus, with romance looking so good for Scorpio tonight it would be a shame to spend the evening sitting in the back seat of a police cruiser.
Sagittarius – On the field, court, track or in the ring, you could put in an amazing performance in your athletic pursuits today. The only problem will be remembering that whole, “Where’s the letter ‘I’ in the word ‘team’?” thing. C’mon, Archers. If it’s a group thing don’t hog the ball. There is so much astrological tension over all the signs of the zodiac today that everyone’s nerves are a little frayed, and under those conditions, somebody is sure to get their little feelings hurt. Now for the more cerebral or sedentary Sagittarians, this same stellar influence applies well for your sign in matters related to work. As a matter of fact, your organizational skills should prove to be uncharacteristically on point, and your ability to criticize those around you should be downright amazing. But fear not, your legendary Sagittarian generosity and willingness to help those around you will probably save you from an otherwise well deserved punch in the nose.
Capricorn – You know what would suck? Looking back on today as the moment in life when you totally blew it. Two things hang over your head today. The first is the urge to roll the dice. Any form of gambling or high risk speculations can end in catastrophe today. The second issue is your temper. Today’s astrological influences have agitated most of the other signs of the zodiac to the point where nerves are frayed and feelings easily hurt. A few well placed criticisms from you and, well, you know where this can wind up. So no gambling and no stirring the pot. And in the case that you’re a Capricorn not given to gambling and brawling, well then you can redirect today’s stellar energy towards your work or professional ambitions and accomplish so much that you’ll amaze even your own highly critical self.
Aquarius – Yeah, it looks like today you could make a new addition to your collection of weirdo friends. Most likely this new addition will be the “harmless” variety of weird and not the other kind, still, try to vet this eccentric character before you let him or her into your home, okay? Aside from this, and despite the horrific stellar influences upon the other signs of the zodiac, it looks like a pretty good day for Aquarius. You should have plenty of energy for work, and if you choose to study or embrace any sort of egghead past time like museums or observatories and such, you should be able to take in and retain a lot of knowledge. Tonight, romance looks pretty good. Strange, but that whole office or workplace romance thing pops up again.
Pisces – Today’s stellar influences will potentially have your mind operating on some whacko super-high level that the rest of the world has absolutely no chance whatsoever of catching up to. If you normally embrace technology in the course of your work or profession, well, prepare to excel in your field. If you have been needing to learn, or brush up on, some technical or mathematical matters, this is the day to turn your mind to that work because your ability to comprehend, construct and theorize will be somewhere near maximum. So, today, and while the rest of the world is violently bonking each other over the head, you have the ability to do something really amazing for yourself. All that and a night of hot romance. Yeah. Today you’re the envy of the zodiac.
Aries – If handled correctly, today’s highly dangerous astrological energy can work in your favor. But you need to be very careful. Under this planetary position you could potentially work out in your mind a very unconventional and revolutionary means of making money for yourself. However, and as this same astrological influence can incline you towards rash behavior, you could just as easily injure yourself financially by undertaking some half-baked scheme. Tonight, romance should meet or exceed any reasonable person’s expectations, and single Rams could make a significant romantic connection.
Taurus – There’s probably no way to state this without pissing you off, but it has to be done, so here goes. Today’s energy will potentially have you Taureans wound up so tight that by the end of the day even the people who love you the most will be utterly exhausted by your non-stop chatter, fidgeting and meddling with everything you can get your hands on, and so much so that the one unspoken universal phrase behind every one of their patronizing smiles at you will be, “Will you please just sit down, sit still and shut the hell up.” Worse, under this stellar influence there will be no convincing you that all the crazy ideas that you come up with now are actually the product of a brief period of astrological instability. So what do you do? Well, considering that you are going to have this seemingly endless supply of nervous energy during this stellar influence, you need some sort of constructive outlet – some sort of project that you can not only totally throw yourself into, but one that also keeps you out of trouble. Redirect this energy in some positive way and you’ll reduce the number of apologies you have to issue tomorrow, as well as accomplish something meaningful.
Gemini – While the rest of the zodiac signs are potentially running amok and clobbering each other over the head today, your sign’s experience under the prevailing stellar influences is a sort of journey of the mind. Where you take this journey is your own secret business, but it can be to any destination you like. It can be all about your imagination, or contemplating the meaning of life, or formulating the mechanics for some invention you’ve been thinking about. So have fun. But there are some warnings for your sign that come with all this cosmic nastiness. If there is only one day out of this calendar year that you decide to avoid all forms of intoxicants, make it today. Because if there is only one likely way that you could turn these otherwise dangerous astrological influences into a problem for your sign, it is by putting yourself in some state of intoxication. Next, use extra care with communications and communications technologies, as well as while you’re out on the road. And lastly, if you observe in the world around you people acting like they are on the edge of some sort of a flip out, don’t agitate them – even if you think you’re being funny.
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