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Calculated for Sunrise, New York, New York and beginning the with Sign currently occupied by the Sun…
Taurus – Make the most of the efficient flow of the morning so as to have your desk clear for the afternoon’s bullshit. Here’s a valuable tip for the day: slow down. This is another one of those days to exercise extra caution while driving. While you’re at it, avoid controversy and arguments as neither will prove productive. Guess what? This crap continues into the evening.
Gemini – If you’re made of money then today’s stellar influences won’t affect you in any meaningful way. In the case you’re not made of money, then be advised that impulse purchases are not favored, especially if it requires going into debt. Whatever it is, think about it until tomorrow.
Cancer – Meeting a friend for coffee is a good use of your morning. But from midday on through the evening, relationships with nearly everyone in your circle may be strained. This is especially true if you are married or in a serious relationship. The stars say this is NOT your day/night to make a stand.
Leo – Approach the boss or your clients with any issues as early as possible. An ugly stellar influence affecting all astrological signs kicks in midday and lasts through the evening. Leo’s portion of this cosmic joy is to be possibly stabbed in the back by a coworker. Note that it is written as, “possibly” and not, “definitely.” So don’t do anything rash- which is part of this influence -and make an ass of yourself. Embrace your inner lion and lay quietly in the tall grass of life, in patient observation of what goes on around you.
Virgo – Today, we’re going to take a stab at it and say that, the stars suggest that at least one of your friends is the architect of his or her own crisis. We’ll take a second stab and say that the stars suggest that this friend may want to deliver this crisis of their own making to your front door. Whether you answer or not is a matter of free will, but the stars do advise you to not get caught up in any drama today.
Libra – Today may be filled with conflicts between your home and family versus job/profession. So embrace your penchant for balance, Libra. But there is a warning: beware the overbearing woman.
Scorpio – Did you brown bag it for lunch today? Lucky if you did. Because maybe you can put your hand in your lunch bag and flip the whole freakin’ world off without getting in trouble! (Coworker: “Hey! Why ya’ walkin’ around with your hand in a bag?” You: “Don’t you wish you knew.”) Yeah, this could be one of those days when so many around you will choose to let their “inner asshole” become seen by the world. This said, are you now hoping for some words of astrological encouragement? Too bad. But here’s some advice: keep your attention on your driving and your temper in check during your evening commute. Attached Scorpios may find their partner has had a bad day, too. So commiserate. Single Scorpions might wisely opt for a night at home.
Sagittarius – What sort of sage advice do the stars hold for you, today, Sagittarius? They say not to press the “Buy now” button. They also say not to press other people’s buttons. You’re not going to like this: just for today, keep your wallet AND your mouth shut.
Capricorn – Today, and if you’re not careful, you could wind up looking like a real jerk. The strength, or perhaps, force, of your personality is at a high. This in mind, think before you speak or take action. This applies to your significant other, your family, your friends and your colleagues. And that’s about all the stars have for you today, Capricorn. Oh! One more thing. Go easy on the fatty foods today.
Aquarius – If you are known for lacking diplomacy, today would be a good day to seek the advice of someone skilled in the arts of negotiation and remediation. The stresses and strains of the astrological influences midday through evening may make such skills valuable. Likewise, if you are known for gossip or freely expressing unpopular opinions about others, today would be a good day to find something else to do with your time. If you drive a car, perhaps you could check the tires and oil. If none of the above applies to you, then this is a good day to strive to simply be at peace with the world.
Pisces – Another one of those days good for “electronic window shopping” but not actually making a purchase. Pisces with coworkers: stay out of it if you can. Pisces with friends: stay out of it if you can. Pisces-parents: there exists the potential for unexpected expenses related to raising children.
Aries – While it is not a certainty that life is going to become a 3-ring shit-show from approximately noon to somewhere after midnight, it is a possibility. Plan accordingly.
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