The Sun Sign News daily horoscopes are for information purposes only. The Sun Sign News daily horoscopes are not intended to replace professional medical, psychological, legal or investment advice. It is the intention of the author of the The Sun Sign News that the daily horoscopes be used in conjunction with one's own common sense, and, if warranted, the advisement of a professional and licensed physician, psychologist, attorney or investment advisor, etc.
Beginning the with Sign currently occupied by the Sun…
Taurus – Expect the unexpected today, Taurus! If plans go awry, call upon your friends for help. At the least, you’ll get the right advice. Write down those inventive ideas and technical theories. Tonight a partner or lover may say something totally shocking. Huzzah!
Gemini – By this time next week, Mercury will be direct and all this retrograde crap will be behind you. Though, knowing this isn’t likely to do a damned thing for you today. Issues from the past create the biggest hurdles today. Solution: reliance upon your Gemini-intellect. After all, it’s top notch. The good news? Looks like your family and employer stand loyally at your side.
Cancer – What the hell is up with your friends, today, Cancer? If you sense any stupidity about to be committed, steer clear! However, if whatever they are caught up in is not of their own doing, and they happen to call upon you, well, you know your job. Tonight, allow your special person the opportunity to rock your world.
Leo – There’s the possibility that by tonight, you’ll be describing the day’s events as, “controlled chaos.” There’s the possibility that, by tomorrow, you’ll be describing tonight’s events as, “exhausting.” Good thing you’re a Leo. Strength of a lion.
Virgo – Foreign affairs, especially as it relates to international trade, may go awry. Shipping being delayed for an important mechanical part or electronic component, or the legal department blocking some deal, are possible manifestations. But keep your cool, Virgo. The stars say that what is thrown at you today is fixable by you today. This evening, partnered Virgos should let their significant other choose the evening’s destination, while those unattached might try something like an art gallery, museum, or other cultural venue. Parents: a good night for family time.
Libra – You are not the only Sign facing the possibility of unexpected expenses due to today’s stellar influences, Libra. It looks like you might need to spend something on the home. Of much less likelihood, but if married, the spouse’s income could take a hit. Hey, maybe an awaited tax refund will arrive today and cushion the blow?
Scorpio – You think you know someone. And then they do THAT! What is “that?” Hey! We’re astrologers here, not psychics! And before you are needlessly terrified by this astrological report let it be said that this stellar influence does not indicate anything baleful or mortiferous, just unexpected. Here’s where you take this information- which indicates that, on this day, your significant other (or business partner, if applicable- or both) could do something very unexpected -and you apply that to your situation using your common sense. Perhaps putting your suspicious Scorpionic mind to rest a bit, this same influence can indicate something that your significant other (or business partner, or both) experience at no fault of their own. Keep your evening flexible and sober, as a short trip somewhere could be needed.
Sagittarius – The day may have hovering above it just a little bit of a rain cloud, so don’t reschedule that trip to the doctor (and don’t let your significant other reschedule theirs, either). Parents: children may hit you up for some costly gadget, widget, trip or summer enrollment, while older children may need to be “bailed out’ of a jam of some sort. Tonight, indulge your partner with some needed TLC. If single, you might consider a night off from the hunt and a little TLC for yourself.
Capricorn – Guess who’s holding the reigns today? Yeah, that’s right, it’s you. Feels good, huh? You Cappies like being in charge. But it would be a damned shame to waste all of this power on serious stuff today, so be sure to dedicate some of your “being in command” to sports, games and fun. Cheers! But be advised, there is the potential for just one little glitch: parents: hopefully you will not find yourself uttering phrases such as, “You’ve got to be kidding me!” combined with, “He/she did WHAT?” or later, “What in the hell were you thinking?” Hopefully not. But it is a possibility. So stay on top of things. (That’s why these horoscopes are issued a day in advance.) Above all, remember that wall-punching is an unattractive activity and socially unacceptable. Count your blessings, keep it all in perspective, blah, blah, blah.
Aquarius – It would be nice if that money you loaned out to a friend were to find its way back to you this morning. Maybe a friendly reminder is in order. If that friend were to pay you back this morning, you could afford to repair or replace the… Issues of home and family dominate the day. It would be nice if that money you loaned out to a family member were to find its way back you this evening. Maybe a friendly reminder is in order. If that family member were to pay you back this evening, you could afford to repair or replace the…
Pisces – Well, it was going to conk out some day. But why, of all the freakin’ days today, right? Pisces and the Mercury Retrograde in Taurus of 2023 – a cosmic extravaganza running 24/7 through May 14, 2023. Remember, the stars incline, they do not compel. If you think you have an important device, or a car, or some critical piece of equipment that is a little shaky, then have a contingency. The good news is that, by day’s end, everything should pretty much work itself out- disaster averted. A good friend or colleague comes to your rescue.
Aries – Money seems to be the central focus for the day, Aries. If married, the partner is sure to agree on this. And as this is a day of the unexpected, one reasonable astrological deduction would be that the fun that lies ahead for today could come in the form of an unexpected expense. While a bit of an astrological stretch, one might say that it could also come in the form of a financial windfall. And that’s about it. Money and the unexpected. If single, accept that invitation to dinner.
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